BOR. BORNELLO LANDE THEIRMAN. THEIRMANNELL WERE. THEIRMANNELL WERE. The Greetings, Adventures,

I am your dungeon master, Michael, thrifty nerd tomorrow.

My pronouns are he, him with me this week. Hopefully it's

Nika Howard. Maybe it's me. Can we hear me? Ah, yes, it's me. I am here. I am loud,

verbally, and otherwise, and my pronouns are she her. Also with us this week, Timothy Lannning. What up, one up. It's great to be here. Thanks for having me. My pronouns are he. Michael Bachman. Hey, everybody. Do you like that when I smack it and you watch it bounce right back? What? You'll have to excuse Michael. He really lost it when he saw me do the right left. What? I'm a man eater. I understand. You're just a light snack. It's a song. What's he saying? Are you to sing? That's all right. That's all right. It works for me. Is that like poetry? Is he doing poetry? He's doing Megan the Stallion's verse in That twice song. Strategy.

Are we going to get suit? I don't think so. It's a cover. He did really good. Yeah, that's a cover. He didn't sing it. He said it really good. Yeah, and it was less than 10 seconds. I don't know. I took a long time to do it. My pronouns are he, him. Jared for Cheeks here. Hello, everyone. My friend knows where she heard

We're back, guys

Hey, what's up? We're back. We're back. We're getting really distracted by the freaking chat. Why are they booty shaking everything? There's boots shaking in there. They are. There's some snails booty shaking in there. Booty's on the ground. I can't stop looking at it. I can't.

This is porno to him. No jacking off. Just because we're talking about vaginas and jacking off all the time. Here's some butt shaking. And come and who knows what else. This is a jackoff instructional podcast. Just ours is really weird. Oh, man. Okay. So. You should call this J-O-I. Adventure J.O.

We're guys...

Choose your own J.O.I. Adventure J.O. We're guys. Choose your own J.O.I. Stop talking about jacking off. Fine. Is that what that is? Instructures. Because it's Monday, so everything is wrong. I'm sleepy. Oh, yeah, because the episode just came out today.

Yeah.

So I hope that you listen to it.

Michael.

Yeah.

I know that he usually saved this for the end, but I don't know about you guys,

but I've died many times to Michael's prototype of the drinks and daggers computer video.

Oh, yeah.

A pyre smacking my bare back butt and balls. Thank you for bringing it up. It's, uh, you know, it's, it functions kind of. But it's still got a long way to go. But if you want to check it out, you can. Patreon.com slash 50 crafts. But it's fun. It works kind of. It's really cool. You can choose different characters now. It looks really good. Yeah. Yeah. It plays like dog shit. Yeah. I didn't know what was happening. You won't. And then I started to. And it's just that I drew really bad. And that's why I was like, nothing's happening.

It's like, oh, you didn't get any good cards.

So you can't do anything.

But, you know, it'll get better as I go.

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