BORNELL, BOR, BOR, BORNELL OF A WERE. THEIRMAN. THEIRSEN SULLIV. The Greetings, Adventures, Adventurers.

I am your dungeon master, Michael DeMorrow, and my pronouns are he him. Hi, my name's Nika, and my pronouns are she-her. I play Rourke. Hey, everybody, it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim Lannning. My pronouns are he-him. And I play Chuck. Hey, everyone. I'm Jennifer Sheke. My pronouns are She-Her, and I am playing Celine Von Esper. Hi, my name is Mike Bachman. My pronouns are he-him, and I play Screech Echo. It's a damn first day of the new year. We're recording on January 1st. It's January 1st. We're recording a little late because I was sick earlier in the week. It might feel a lot better today.

I feel a little sick, but not that bad.

Enough that you should feel sympathy, I guess.

Right.

Like, it's enough that you're like, well, I got to lay in my chair.

I got to play Project Zomboid for 12 hours a day or die.

I felt at 80% for 10 minutes after lunch, as we discussed earlier.

But that was a happiness.

That was a happiness that you felt at an 80% level.

That's what you said.

Right, because the rest of the time I'm at 100%. Right.

Wait, are you only unhappy when you're like not feeling well?

Is it like you're 100% happy unless you like get a tummy ache or a sniffle well it was just it's

I think of it as wellness just like overall wellness oh you're very spiritual yeah you're

very spiritual yeah I think Michael's not telling the true what no actually things are great

how many teeth you still have got most of them count them count them on stream. Open up. Let me see. What if I got like a grill? It's just like an all gold. You should. You should get up with someone. You should. I like do. I like do watch soccer with my Welsh friends. Yeah, you should do that. They would like that.

They would like that.

Previously on Greetings Adventures. I've, uh, you know, I got the key and I got the key card. She almost didn't give me the key card. I had to really, really make sure she gave me everything. But we should be good for tonight. Oh, hell yeah. Would you do? What'd you do to make her give you everything? Yeah. I, I guess. Smell your dick, bro. She's, she's number 15. So she's really middle of the road. Yeah. Is that like... Yeah, that's smell your dick, bro? She's number 15.

So she's really middle of the road. Yeah. Is that like... Yeah, that's right in the middle. Wait, what's Deborah? Well, they're not. I didn't marry them in order of quality. If you have to go to date, sorry, you have to go to date so that people like me don't have to have a collar thrown around them. Yeah, it's screech. I don't think it's

I don't think that's necessary

I don't know

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