BORNELL, BOR, BOR, BORNELL OF A WERE. THEIRMAN. THEIRSEN SULLIV. The Greetings, Adventures, Adventurers.

I am your dungeon master, Michael DeMorrow, and my pronouns are he him. Hi, my name's Nika, and my pronouns are she-her. I play Rourke. Hey, everybody, it's great to be here. Thank you so much for having me. My name is Tim Lannning. My pronouns are he-him. And I play Chuck. Hey, everyone. I'm Jennifer Sheke. My pronouns are She-Her, and I am playing Celine Von Esper. Hi, my name is Mike Bachman. My pronouns are he, him, and I play Screech Echo. Yeah, sometimes I feel like if I got an ultrasound on my upset tummy, it'd be fucked up in there. They'd be little guys, like, mnemouth. Yeah, like several gotlins in there. One time they found just like air in my abdomen and they just like, we don't know what this is. What? You're so full of hot air, Michael. And they're like, you should be dead. What? They're like, but it's still there and I guess it's fine. They put like a straw in you to like let the air out? No, they're like, just leave it. Just leave it. Is that when you had a pool and you did a cannonball and then you started spinning under water because you were so full of air? Yeah. That's crazy. And actually my butt hole went up against the filter. Remember that time when you took your butt plug out and you started flying around the room like a deflating balloon? Yeah. Yeah, that was crazy. That was it was loud. It was really loud. You got really high at packs one time. I took his butt plug out. It was loud and it didn't smell good. No, but it didn't smell as well as bad. It wasn't far as well as it. Yeah, it's whatever. It was the air. Yeah, it's like his butt quefe.

And it's well good. You really miss it, Nika. What did I miss? You know, we're off our game because Nika was gone last. Yeah. Calibrate. Get back in the damn game. So true. Yeah. And neither of you guys came to wrestling. Bachman

What the hell

decided to do the

worst version of it

which was

he came to wrestling. Bachman. What the hell?

Decided to do the worst version of it, which was he came to St. Louis.

I wanted to fight you so bad when you told me.

I would have lied about the family.

I would have lied about the family museum.

I would have said what, or the city museum, I would have said, oh, it was the ropes course at the Peoria.

Why?

I didn't say I went there.

I just asked you if you guys have been and said it was good.

That's true.

That's true.

That's true.

That's true.

Period, period.

My wife fell down on a slide made out of broken statues.

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