Open your hearts, listen your butts. It's time for couples therapy.

Hello and welcome to couples therapy. My name is Andy and I am Naomi and we are a real life couple a real life couple of comedians and all couples therapy. We celebrate.

You didn't know I was going to go there Naomi. We celebrate beating back fascism for one more day. I know we don't talk about politics usually on the show.

But honey this is a brand new dawn for one. Yes, and for now on this is now like chapeau trap house. This is a dirt bag left podcast.

I would never let that happen you guys. You can trust me. No, never.

But oh my God. This is the first episode where we know that come January 2021. We about to have a little freedom.

Have a little George Michael style freedom. I swear to God. We ain't going to have to hear his crazy ass all the time. We can finally stop pretending like what he says makes sense and matters.

Because he will no longer be the goddamn president. I feel a thousand pounds psychically lighter.

I mean, honey, I said I've never felt more alive. It's and I just and I just want to say it's like, oh, I just I don't know. We really got into it. Like Andy and I, honey, we were driven to create.

Oh God. We celebrated. We celebrated. We hung out in a friend's backyard and let her dogs hang out together and maybe we'll got along with every.

Maybe God along with a dog you guys and a dog who's bigger than her. She didn't react.

Maybe even maybe knew to calm down and enjoy the vibe because it was a big day. And then we had a nice dinner. Yeah, we didn't we?

Yeah, I don't want a credit last week's show good vibes only with with what happened. But perhaps it put a certain energy into the universe that then everyone fed off of perhaps people took some of Joe's tinctures.

Joe and I were recommended to all of us from nature direct.

By the way, this is your first episode of couples therapy. Well, we are we are celebrating. This is not our usual introduction. We are just celebrating.

And in fact, Naomi, as you said, we were driven to create. Naomi was like walking around the house singing a little song.

When I feel light, honey, I just started singing songs. I kept saying, first I started, I was singing, lift every voice and sing, but except I changed the lyrics and it started with count every vote and sing.

And then that just really, I took that for as long as I could take it. Then I did a.

And then I just started making up my rap, you know, because sometimes I'm a rap trist in the house in the privacy of the home. And because my husband, my patrols, my part, Chenier is over here.

So creative. I just started singing and he's like, we should put this to music. And I'm like, can we do that? Because you know, I don't, you know, I don't know how to actually see something through.

Yes, and then I got as creative as possible and put together some garage band loops.

And how do we create a pop? We created a pop. And we are now going to bring that Bob to your ears. So you have something to keep you lighter. All right. Here it is.

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