Dr. Nasele.

Kaden was my best friend, but there were a few things about him that drove me nuts, starting

with the way he always kept a screen between himself and everything else.

If something happened around Kaden, you could bet your ass it was getting recorded and

uploaded to social media.

That's why, when he couldn't show us a photo of his new girlfriend, we had serious doubts

about whether or not she actually existed.

Emma doesn't like cameras, was the only explanation we got.

And considering Kaden's last two girlfriends, it wasn't really all that strange.

Fresh in our minds were T'Laya, Kaden's ex, who wound up hospitalized because she consumed

nothing but cranberry juice for over a month, and Kim is ex before that, who once spent

a three hour road trip trying to convince us that aliens built the pyramids.

Even what we'd experienced of Kaden's dates so far, something as simple as an aversion

to photos didn't seem quite so extreme, not then anyway.

When Kaden introduced us to Emma, it was at an old family restaurant on the far edge

of town.

Apparently, she wouldn't go anywhere that might have cameras recording her, and Kaden

called a sort of emergency meeting to remind us just how seriously she took the whole thing.

Do you think she's like a spy or something?

Our pal Carlos teased.

Probably more like a serial killer, Laya added.

You guys, Kaden rolled his eyes.

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