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| 0:00.0 | Two people claim to know everything about something, but only one knows anything. |
| 0:07.0 | President Roosevelt wore an anti-gravity battle. Dinosaurus had two brains. |
| 0:12.0 | Lucky kids live on Mars and go to school in flying cars, or at least they will one day. |
| 0:17.0 | Believe me, I'm a historian. An astronaut or drive a DeLorean. |
| 0:22.6 | Would I lie? |
| 0:23.6 | It's hard to say. |
| 0:25.6 | The Big Fifth. |
| 0:27.6 | Can you spot the light? |
| 0:28.6 | The Big Fifth. |
| 0:29.6 | Some pigs can fight. |
| 0:31.6 | The Big Fifth. |
| 0:32.6 | But if you ask me why, can you trust the answer. |
| 0:35.6 | Aw, the Big Fifth! From humpback Virginia? Ah, the Big Fib! |
| 0:38.0 | From humpbacked Virginia, this is The Big Fib, and now here's your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:47.0 | Welcome to the Big Fib, the game show where kids choose between the temperature-regulating, load-bearing ruminant of truth and the woolly wind-blown camelops of lies. |
| 0:57.7 | I'm your host, Deborah Goldstein. |
| 0:59.3 | And in the studio today is our sound effects robot Lisa, whose name stands for live-in studio audience. |
| 1:05.3 | And another thing. |
| 1:06.9 | You never... |
| 1:07.7 | Okay, wait a minute. |
| 1:08.6 | No need to get angry, Lisa. |
| 1:10.1 | If you want to add something, just go ahead nicely. Oh, right. That came out wrong. Oh, I must have flipped my indignant switch. Let me just turn that off. Right, where was I? Oh, yes. And another thing. I've got a listener question. Great. That's wonderful. Why don't you play it for us? Okay, I'll just |
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