Cam Girl STD Confessions, Human Washing Machines & MAGA Cock Trainers

Distorted View Daily: NSFW Comedy, Weird News & Internet Oddities

Tim Henson

Comedy, News, Society & Culture, News Commentary, Stand-up, Documentary

4.8 • 1.1K Ratings

🗓️ 1 December 2025

⏱️ 52 minutes

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On Today’s Show: On Today’s Show Cyber Monday Sideshow Deals & Support Listener Interaction 00:00:00 The DV Store: shop.distortedview.com 00:29:13 Introduction 01:57:00 Pooping Out A Fererro Rocher Chocolate Ball 03:00:22 MAGA Republic Penis Trainer 05:57:08 Showing Off STD’s On You Livestream 19:13:05 How Not To Pickup Women 24:06:09 Allergic To Virtual Reality Food 29:32:03 Cyber […]

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0:00.0	Hey, assholes, get some TV gear.
0:04.2	We're lucky for you, the store's new this year.
0:08.0	Sweat shirts, drink wear, an anime pillow you can fuck anywhere.
0:15.1	Distorted views the first place to always find some dumb stupid shit.
0:21.5	It's all in the DV store.
0:23.8	Come shop the DV store this year.
0:30.3	Hey, Freaks, it's Monday, December 1st, 2025 coming up on the program today as a camhore.
0:36.6	Showing off your genital, wart-infested infested discharge seeping pussy can't possibly be good for business plus human washing machines and a complete lunatic suffers a virtual seizure all this but your voicemails today Oh Oh Oh
0:55.0	Yeah
0:57.0	Oh
0:58.0	Oh
1:00.0	Oh
1:01.0	Oh
1:02.0	Oh
1:03.0	Oh Oh Oh, fuck, yeah. Fuck, fuck.
1:11.8	Right, no, right.
1:15.6	Oh, fuck.
1:17.5	Oh, fuck.
1:20.6	Oh, fuck.
1:21.4	Oh, fuck.
1:24.1	Fuck.
1:26.4	Oh, yeah. Oh, oh, oh. Oh. Fuck! Fuck!
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