I'm not talking to you in the audience. I'm talking to Brad. Welcome back.

Oh, it's so great to be here, John, just to feel your aroma. It's so good. I wasn't

a pan, which means I got new pants. You could put those on there. What does that design?

I got three of them. I don't know. I had Japan. And I wore for many years. They were only

if they had Mount Fuji on them. And I rubbed through the knees because I pray for power all the

time. No, whatever the knees broke. And so now I have new Japan's. And I'll wear them when

it's warmer. It's snowing in California right now. And it's raining in Los Angeles.

I think so. I thought you were going kind of a capri situation. Very comfortable in the summer.

Lightweight for either bowl. But right now I got to go with my weird, hippie pants.

Okay, well, don't you worry. With the passage of time, we're going to get you in those capris.

Anyway, Brett's been in Japan for a couple of weeks now. For everyone in the audience,

Brett left America pretty weird. I think we can all admit it. After two weeks in Japan,

what is going to be different about Brett's personality, worldview, cultural references?

I can't wait to find out. He is speaking markedly less Japanese than I expected him to.

You normally on a regular Friday would have dropped a senior missand already. So you actually came

back less vocally. I spoke Japanese. The drunker I got, I spoke Japanese. I talked about

baseball with people. It was awesome. And I'm not the only one who's been on kind of a trip. How's

it been, John, on the half pipe in the 1990s at a skate park? How's your life there been judging

by the look you have? What's he has been being the bookish skater boy? Is that an archetype that I

forgot from your breakfast club? Yeah, you're like, if the Renaissance men also could do a fakey 180

Ollie. Well, I will say that it's a real turn for you to be mocking me because everyone else in

the audience has been so welcome. Anyway, okay, well, Brett, it's good to have you. Oh my god,

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