Called Into The House | Joel Osteen
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.3 • 24K Ratings
🗓️ 15 April 2026
⏱️ 30 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hi, this is Joel and Victoria. |
| 0:02.3 | Thanks for listening to our podcast and thanks for supporting the ministry. |
| 0:06.0 | If you enjoy today's message, why don't you be a blessing and share it with a friend. |
| 0:10.3 | We appreciate you and pray for God's very best in your life. |
| 0:14.0 | Well, God bless you. |
| 0:15.2 | It's a joy to come into your homes. |
| 0:17.1 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:21.7 | I promise you, we'll make you feel right at home. |
| 0:24.9 | I like to start with something funny, and I heard about this man. |
| 0:28.5 | He was driving through an intersection that was monitored by cameras. |
| 0:32.6 | If you ran the light or broke the law in any way, would take your picture, you'd receive a ticket in the mail. |
| 0:38.5 | So he made sure to go through it extra slowly, not break any laws, but he noticed the camera |
| 0:43.9 | flash, took his picture. |
| 0:45.7 | He thought that's not right. |
| 0:47.3 | He turned around and drove through it again, even more slowly. |
| 0:51.1 | Once again, it took his picture. |
| 0:52.9 | He thought, this thing's messed up. They cannot give me a ticket. |
| 0:56.2 | Out of spite, he drove through it three more times. Each time waving at the camera with a big smile. |
| 1:02.9 | A week later, he received five tickets in the mail for not wearing his seatbelt. |
| 1:09.6 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:11.3 | This is my Bible. |
| 1:12.8 | I am what it says I am. |
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