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And this week's edition here on zero block 30 and today we have five rounds in the magazine.

Round number one, imagine you're in a Bulgarian olive worker happily doing your job when suddenly

U.S. forces come barging in. It's not World War Two folks. This happened last week.

Your country isn't under attack. Their LT just got a little lost cons knows all about that.

Round number two, an ISIS wannabe was about to head overseas to be a badass quote machine gunner

and a baheder until he was turned in by his mama bear. Good on mama. Round number three,

nothing so serious business like a whistleblower hotline set up by a congressman and a senator

like Dan Krenshaw and Tom Cotton. They set up this hotline. It's about sexual assault, sexual

harassment and hazing. Just kidding. It's about being woke. A hotline for wokeness.

The troops responded in only ways that troops know how to intense and serious sarcasm.

Round number four, they have a badass of the week. There's a Florida boy who swam an hour

through gator infested waters in my hometown. This is a Jacksonville special story, which I'm super

excited about swimming in hour in the St. John's River. The St. John's River, first of all,

you want to know a fun fact about the St. John's River? Of course I do. Yes. It's one of only two

rivers in the world that flow backwards. Cool. What's the other? How do you know a river's

flowing backwards? Like usually it goes north to south. That's not the way this one flows.

It flows in the opposite direction. Yeah. And Kate, you know, you know what, the Kenbei

Matumbau used to say, right? No. Denials, not just a river in Egypt. That's exactly right. That

is what he used to say to keep the Matumbau, Matumbau, Matumbau. And finally, round number five,

we're going to talk a little bit about the worst things to buy as an adult. I don't know. Oh,

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