Good or bad one is one thing that you'll always remember about that party 206 803 rock. Hello David. Welcome to the men's room.

Hola. Hola.

Okay, so this is about 10 years ago back in high school.

Go to the party on the weekends with my buddy and he's a little person so he's not very tall at all.

Thank you for explaining.

Yes, he cleared that up. I'll be damned.

It's Revlin. It's very Revlin.

I think when you say little person, we fathom he's not very tall and it's relevant.

Yes, it's relevant, relevant.

So we're drinking and he's talking to this girl all night.

You know, having fun and towards the end of the night, he asks this girl, you know, hey, can I get your phone number?

And she kind of does a snowy remark.

No, you don't have what I need.

And, you know, he's pretty intoxicated at this point.

He steps up on the counter, climbs up pretty much and drops his pants right there and just lets it hang out.

And when I tell you this thing was almost touching the floor, it was like the scene from Austin Powers and many meet when he comes out and says, oh, you're a tripod.

Did you have any idea that your buddy was packing that much heat?

I had no idea.

Every key literally did a circle on the counter and said, is this enough of what you need?

Pulled his pants up and walked out of the party.

I was going to ask if he stayed and got laid.

Yeah, that's what I was going to ask.

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