Call Jonathan Pie: General Election Special

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BBC

Comedy

4 • 2.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 July 2024

⏱️ 15 minutes

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Summary

Having endured weeks of impossibly restrictive BBC election guidelines, Jonathan Pie is looking forward to election day and an end to all the madness. But first he has to persuade an apathetic Sam that not 'all parties are the same' and to actually go out and vote.

Written and performed by Tom Walker

Cast: Jonathan Pie ….. Tom Walker Sam ….. Aqib Khan Caller ….. Ellie Dobing

Producers …. Alison Vernon-Smith and Julian Mayers

A Yada-Yada Audio production for BBC Radio 4

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0:34.7	And also, if I'm honest, well, it's been so boring.
0:40.9	What, tonight's show?
0:42.1	No, the election. Oh, I see. What? There has been very little. Why do you think that is? Yeah. Yeah, there has been very little
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1:00.8	That's because the results are foregone conclusion, isn't it?
1:03.9	Really?
1:04.9	Well, yes, the polls are all saying.
1:07.3	What, like Hillary Clinton winning the White House,
1:10.3	us voting to remain in the EU. The polls didn't get that right, did they?
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