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CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI: THE PREQUEL. IN ANOTHER DIMENSION!!!!!

CALL CHELSEA PERETTI

Chelsea Peretti

Arts, Comedy, Society & Culture

4.71.5K Ratings

🗓️ 2 November 2023

⏱️ 1 minutes

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Summary

The legendary podcast returns, imagining what happened BEFORE it in time AND space- jk its just a new version of the pod! Now with interviews, live taste tests, special guests, makeovers, video, and stuff like that but still maintaining the integrity of medical and bear fixations. And you: the caller.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, I'm Chelsea Paredi.

0:02.2

Do you feel chronic existential dread

0:04.1

but love talking about delicious snacks?

0:06.1

Call me, my podcast is relaunching.

0:08.5

Subscribe and treat yourself to sound effects like this.

0:12.0

And this, have you ever been attacked by a bear?

0:14.4

Yeah.

0:15.2

Yeah.

0:16.0

Yes!

0:17.6

And moments like this.

0:19.1

I have an applause fleet in front of the space here.

0:21.0

No.

0:21.8

In my whole leg, on my knee down in my foot,

0:24.2

burnt into a squirt with a big bubble.

0:26.6

And this, kale chips are delicious.

0:28.5

They're too oily when I go.

0:29.9

They shouldn't be soft at all.

0:31.6

It should be really crispy.

0:32.6

That's what I said every single time.

0:35.2

You are yelling at me.

0:36.3

And this, do you want to go to the Clipper game with me tonight?

0:39.1

Do you have 25 references of mutual friends

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