Oh, kidding. It took me like seven episodes before I was hooked like forever. It felt like forever.

So like finding out there are ice zombies and not seeing them for four seasons forever.

Okay, it wasn't that bad. It wasn't that bad.

Easy there in case you guys whoa girl, just just stay still. I'm gonna be so fast. Like honestly,

you lie. Oh my god. Why is there a horse? What are you doing? Oh, AC. So this week's essay is on

Caligula and I was just gonna write a horse. Tell me it was right horse. In a way, I mean, I was

gonna write it. You know what I mean, right? You what now? What? You know how much can

I love this horse? So I was just gonna, you know, love this horse. Unfortunately, we do Eli. Let's go

over why this is a bad idea. Kind of busy. Well, okay, but first of all, that horse is not even

gonna know you're in there. I mean, it's not. Secondly, that horse is a boy. It is. Very much

so. Think it has an arm size cock under there. You don't see that. Honestly, I thought that was

it's, you know, man in a boat. You thought that the wagon 15 pound cock on a Sunday carriage

was a glitter. I don't know everything about horse anatomy. Okay, Noah. Not everyone has some kind

of squire that clues us into this stuff. Cecil. That's not what a, that's not what a squire does.

But again, Eli, Caligula didn't fuck his horse, man. Oh, we wanted to make it a senator,

but that is besides. Okay, see, that's why I was confused. See, if he's a senator,

and after worry about him fucking me. Okay. All right. That does have one hell of a stimulus pack.

Yes, the thing I got a boy one.

Hello, and welcome to Citation Needed. The podcast where we choose to subject

read a single article about it on Wikipedia and pretend we're experts because this is the internet.

And that's how it works now. No illusions. And I'm going to be lured over this episode. But to do

that right, I need a couple of court officials. First up are two men who seemed interested in

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