Hi, I'm Greg Gutfeld, along with Emily Campano, Jessica Tarloff, Jesse Waters, and Kaylee McAnney, the five.

California's Democratic bottom feeders were duking it out last night at the first gubernatorial debate,

minus their former frontrunner, Eric Stinky Hans Swalwell,

who's a little busy trying to stay out of jail.

The Dems were tripping all over themselves to praise the guy they're trying to replace

by handing Gavin

a gold star for his homeless train wreck.

What grade would you give him on homelessness and what, if anything, would you do?

I'm a notoriously tough grader, but I would probably give him a B on homelessness.

I'd love to be in your class, Katie, if you get a B for what Gavin Newsom's done on homelessness.

My goodness, of course it's an F.

On effort, I would give him an A.

Lover, a B minus on this.

It is an absolute dismal failure, and anyone that says it's not is fooling themselves or trying to fool voters.

Well, the Dems sound like they want a helping hand from Greasy, but too bad, it's not coming.

Are you supporting the government?

I'm supporting a Democrat in the runoff and look forward to the voters making that decision

very shortly.

There are a lot of outstanding candidates with extraordinary records.

I can name seven of them.

And I respect their willingness to put themselves out.

And another gem from the debate, California's hot potato, saying sorry to that staffer, she cursed out.

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