CALIFORNIA: OUR NATIONAL EMBARRASSMENT
In the Litter Box
Jewels Jones & Catturd
4.7 • 621 Ratings
🗓️ 5 June 2026
⏱️ 62 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Attention all passengers. |
| 0:03.0 | The Uber ride for Mark and Jamal's romantic weekend will depart in four minutes from Platform 6. |
| 0:10.0 | Your ride comes with a rolling countryside sunset view and a table seat ideal for playing footsie beneath. |
| 0:17.0 | Thank you for booking your tickets on Uber. |
| 0:20.0 | Trains on Uber. |
| 0:23.1 | Trains on Uber. |
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| 1:42.9 | Today is Friday, June 5th, 2026, episode number 1034. |
| 1:49.7 | Please remember to like, share, follow, and hit the notification button so you know when we go live on this show. |
| 1:56.8 | You are in the litter box with Jules and Cat Turd. |
| 2:00.6 | Hey there, Kat. How are you? |
| 2:02.7 | Hey, hey, hi, hi. |
| 2:04.2 | Oh, wow. |
| 2:05.7 | We just got it up a few hours ago, huh? |
| 2:07.6 | Yes, I did. As soon as I text you is when I had the first sign of life. It was crazy. |
| 2:13.8 | It was crazy. But I want everybody to know that I've been very busy. I mean, I have like all of this stuff that I bought. So I have, I have a jet pack. I have something called Unbreakable. I have a situation that I just arranged with my neighbor who is upstairs from me. Let's call him Lawrence. Okay, he's very liberal, but |
| 2:36.1 | anyway, he lives upstairs. He is, his apartment is in such a way that he's able to have a |
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