CALIFORNIA IS BURNING!!! IT'S AN ALIEN INVASION!

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Christopher Titus

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4.5 • 2.2K Ratings

🗓️ 14 June 2025

⏱️ 77 minutes

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Titus Podcast... SCREAM SANITY!

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0:00.0	I'm Christopher Titus and this.
0:05.0	Is the Army getting an update? California is burning.
0:08.0	My God, California always on fire.
0:10.0	The National Guard and the Marines were called in to stop the roughly 120 people
0:16.0	who were mad that our government was deporting drug cartels and murderers.
0:20.0	We also have homegrown criminals
0:21.9	that push people into subways. But the second we try to deport them, the radical Democrat party
0:27.3	is racing to the defense of some of the most violent savages on the face of the earth.
0:32.1	An MS-13. Hold on. Hold on. It was an MS-13.
0:38.8	No cartels.
0:40.1	It was four-year-old girls and parents at elementary school graduations.
0:43.7	Are you kidding?
0:45.3	They cleaned out Home Depot?
0:46.7	No, no, no, no, no.
0:48.1	How the hell am I get my drive-off fixed and get a fence bill without a permit?
0:52.1	God damn.
0:54.6	Sorry.
0:57.6	So it seems that all the criminal immigrants are now gone.
0:58.5	All of them.
1:00.5	There are no illegal immigrant gang members. So because all the murderers, gangs, and drug smugglers are gone.
1:05.0	We are now deporting people who actually help.
1:08.9	They did everything right.
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