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Welcome to Stupidity, home of the greatest media mind ever to walk the planet.

Okay, so here's a deal.

He's a true icon in every sense of the word.

He's loved and feared more than any being to grace his planet.

They still got to, hey, I'm bad with the voice.

It sounds like bear-wired and big.

I'd say, hey, let's do it, baby.

Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

God himself would pay $39.99 for a cameo.

Fact of the matter is, you are about to embark on a transcendent experience that can only be

described as psychological nudity.

This is Stoogops, and this is Stupidity.

Here we go, Jim.

Oh, dee.

Billy, I'm excited for this episode of Stupidity, but I'm also a little bit concerned about you.

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