Calculate the Chickens: Ep 283
The Receipts Podcast
The Receipts Media LTD
4.8 • 3.4K Ratings
🗓️ 10 March 2026
⏱️ 116 minutes
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Summary
Hello, hello! Have you ever thought about how many chickens you've eaten in your lifetime, no, neither have we ... until today that is.
As well as some bird-brained maths, our girls deep it with the Love is Blind guys and why most of them will be in jail when Tolly is president.
We also find out from Audrey exactly why you should buy your mum flowers rather than giving the gift of pranks this Mother’s Day.
And, as always, the audience dilemmas get The Receipts treatment.
PLUS - THE RECEIPTS ARE On TOUR! You can see them in May 2026 in Birmingham, Leeds, London, Bristol AND Dublin - details and tickets HERE.
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| 0:00.0 | The year is 2026 and that means one thing, Audrey. |
| 0:03.8 | We are back on the road. |
| 0:05.3 | Yes, we are and we're coming to a city near you. |
| 0:07.7 | We're so excited. |
| 0:08.7 | We will be in Birmingham, Leeds, London, Bristol and Dublin. |
| 0:14.1 | Be sure to get your tickets so you can see us live and direct. |
| 0:17.3 | You can get tickets on. |
| 0:18.7 | www. |
| 0:19.0 | www. |
| 0:19.3 | The receiptspodcast.co.com. We can't wait to see you. Bye. Thank you. Jokey. 5, 4, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 let's go. Hello, hello, hello. Beautiful people. Welcome to another episode of the Receits podcast. It's your girl, Tolly. And just call me your drink. Ow! Do you know what? Yeah, when I walked in here, I was so happy because I was quite peckish. I haven't had anything to eat. And then I remembered the biscuits were here. Well, I didn't remember. Oh my gosh yes and I was so happy. |
| 0:54.9 | We had one of our amazing patrons come in and she brought us biscuits and it was all the |
| 0:58.9 | favourite biscuits that we love so melted milk hubnobbs um Scotchbred. |
| 1:07.5 | Shobwed. What's it for? Shotsw's it? I said, Scotsbred. |
| 1:14.6 | It's not Scotswred. |
| 1:16.3 | Oh, whatever, man, whatever. |
| 1:17.1 | Shortbread. |
| 1:20.2 | Speaking of bakery and things of this, and confederies. |
| 1:21.8 | What's the? |
| 1:22.4 | Confectionaries. |
| 1:23.0 | Confectionaries. |
| 1:30.4 | I am no better, but I will say our generations, we've lost the recipe. |
| 1:31.4 | What do you mean? |
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