And the Hey everybody welcome to crackpot the

podcast where each and every week we dive into a different conspiracy theory

and discuss the merits or demerits of each. We're your hosts. I'm Tim and I'm

Zach. Hey, what's going on? I don't know man. I just did a big thing with my arms to say my name.

I'm like if I talk with my hands on the podcast. Yeah, it'll come

through. It's like when you're talking on the phone you should smile because then the person

on the other end hears the smile. I'm not shouting at you. I'm smiling. That's right. Yeah. I should try that sometimes

shouldn't I? Yeah. Yeah. It would be weird if we're talking to each other on the podcast and we're just

smiling. Yeah, I smile while I text actually I think it comes

through. It does come through. Is that why you have all those smiley faces? Yes that is exactly

why. What do you got, Zach? We are talking about a baseball conspiracy I like it but more than just

baseball it's a more than just baseball conspiracy it's more than baseball

it's a more than just baseball you got it I like that okay I'm

intrigued I like baseball do you like baseball well so I wanted to ask we talked about like

football right we're both football fans yeah clearly, clearly. And I would say, you know, if you ask an eight-year-old

Jack, you say, hey, Zach, what is it you're going to be when you grow up? My answer would have been firefighter unhesitatingly yes on

hesitatingly is that the word you're equally uh huh without a doubt no

uncertainty whatsoever absolutely 110% all in major league baseball player

nice yeah what position well I was torn because yeah I don't brag.

I was an awfully good pitcher.

Really, were you?

If I may say, absolutely.

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