Hey, what's going on? This is the Sari Nansal podcast. I am Connor Gura. We'll no monkey

business this week. See, I get there. There's always a there's always a small amount of

lucky business, especially in the state of Texas, Connor. Are we over monkey jokes, bishop

sycamore jokes, or is that too dated to come up with a reference like that?

It truly seems like the simulation is stuck and every week there's a new level of something,

so I'm just excited. I got the popcorn, bro. Yeah, whatever's next, we'll be ready to

poke one at it. Cupcake Week, or as I like to call it, Cake Week is here. That's right, Cake Week,

not Cupcake Week. Why? Why do you ask? In case you aren't necessarily an OG listener of the

podcast, you didn't hear about our rebranding two years ago that we did. I want you,

listener of this podcast, to look yourself in the mirror and say the words, I like Cupcakes more

than cake. But you can't do it. Can't do it. Cupcakes are fine. No, no, no, disrespect the Cupcakes,

but rarely do you seek them out. And honestly, when you do, they usually kind of leave me wanting

a second one, and then I look fat in public as the guy who takes multiple cupcakes. You can't do

that, right? Cake is better, and this week of subpar matchups would be a whole lot more

appealing than Cupcakes, Cake Week. Nobody hates on Cake Week, but Cupcake Week is kind of like,

oh, it's the soft little dainty dessert. No, no, no, no, no, Cake Week. People enjoy that. So

just in case you aren't on board with the idea of it, tell your friends, it's Cake Week, not Cupcake Week.

I just want to say really quick, I would point you as a society, start doing these boutique

cupcakes. They're like half of the total mass of the cupcake is icing. I hate it. We need to stop,

we need to get the icing out of there, and just a little bit of icing like a cake.

Or just decide that the cakes are fine, you know, not the wrong with the good old cake. Cupcakes,

nobody has ever looked good eating the cupcake. You get the frosting all over you, you can't,

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