Caitlin Starling's The Starving Saints
Teen Creeps
Kelly Nugent and Lindsay Katai
4.7 • 1.4K Ratings
🗓️ 7 January 2026
⏱️ 119 minutes
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Summary
This week Kelly and Katai read THE STARVING SAINTS by Caitlin Starling, the story of a castle under siege starving to death until some false gods show up to feed everyone to each other. They talk an inability to lose one's fanfic roots, characters running to and fro, hating Treila, unearned victories, not knowing where we are in physical space, cheating with your chosen POV, cornball endings, and more!
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, Teen Creep's listeners, Kelly here. I wrote a book. I'm really, really proud of it, and I cannot wait to share it with you. It's called The Latchkey Twins Case Number 46th, The Twins Solve a Murder. This is the 46th book in a fictional, non-existent series about two child detectives named Pesto and Turnpike, and they're twins, but they couldn't be more |
| 0:22.5 | different. Vastidious and careful Pesto is happy with the cases they've been solving. What's wrong with |
| 0:27.0 | cupcake capers and degenerate dognappers? Meanwhile, Turnpike, the troublemaker, longs for more adventure. |
| 0:32.4 | When they stumble upon a murder in their peaceful town of River Valley, the twins embark on a |
| 0:36.6 | journey unlike anything |
| 0:37.7 | they've ever experienced. This murder mystery is the spookiest, bloodiest case yet faced by |
| 0:42.7 | the Lachkey Twins. This is a nostalgic, fantastical romp in the world of vintage children's |
| 0:48.2 | horror mysteries. So check it out. We have the link to purchase in the episode description. I would |
| 0:53.0 | appreciate any support. I'm also going to work to try and get this thing in libraries. in the episode description. I would appreciate any support. |
| 0:54.7 | I'm also going to work to try and get this thing in libraries. I don't know. I'm doing this all by |
| 0:59.1 | myself, but I'm appreciative of any kind of support. Thanks so much, guys. Enjoy the episode. |
| 1:09.2 | This week on the podcast. |
| 1:15.9 | Caitlin Starlings, The Starving Saints. |
| 1:29.6 | Hello, welcome to Teen Creeps, the podcast that discusses why Pulp Fiction and more. |
| 1:30.9 | I'm one of your host, Lindsay K. Tai. |
| 1:32.8 | I'm not one of your host, Kelly Nugent. |
| 1:48.7 | And this week we are talking about The Starving Saints by Caitlin Starling, a horror book about a bunch of people trapped in a castle under siege who are running out of food. |
| 1:53.4 | And the help that comes along. |
| 1:54.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:55.0 | Mm-hmm. |
| 1:59.2 | Didn't love the book. |
| 1:59.7 | Yeah. |
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