Open your hearts, loosen your butts, it's time for couples therapy.

Hello everyone and welcome to Couples Therapy. My name is Andy. My name's Naomi. We're a real-life couple. We're a real-life couple of comedians.

As all couples therapy we answer a couple different questions from a couple different listeners.

Leshanatova everyone. Yes, Russia Shana just a couple days ago. Yeah. The Jewish New Year. Hey, the New Year for everyone.

New year, new me. New year, new us. Us both. We're both gonna be new. Everyone is new. We're all born again.

By the way, I'm a born again Christian now. Oh, wow. And you're announcing that for the Jewish New Year.

For the Jewish New Year. Wow, wow, wow, wow. I have no idea. Yes, no, no, no. I have, I have welcomed, I have welcomed Christ into my heart.

But not like the real, you know, from the Bible one. You know, the one that's like all ripped and is wearing an American flag as a cape and carrying an AK. That's my Jesus.

Oh, okay. I don't know about that Jesus. I don't know about him. You know, I prefer black Jesus here like Lance Wool. You know, I'm not here for any other reimagining.

I know. Mine is white as the driven snow. Do you have any plans for 5784? Like, are you feeling like we're gonna bring, you know, like, are you?

Also, how do you feel about sort of New Year being in September and growing up? Did you, you know, when you would have to go to services and stuff?

Did you look at it differently? Or did you consider it like I could use this as an actual New Year? No, I hated it.

First of all, you know, schools just starting. So now you have to leave school for Russia, Shana. We have to leave then for Yomka poor 10 days later.

Right. Yeah. You have to explain to people why you're out. Right. You don't get a perfect attendance award because you're now leaving because they, you know, you don't get off in Pennsylvania for the Jewish holidays. So, you know, so no, it was always a, always a reminder of being different.

So no, I did not see it as, I did not see it as anything and, and, and you're in temple for all day. It is so boring. Wait, and you're just, and you're just praying for her.

Like, oh, like, is there an excuse where I can step out? Like, can I go pee and then just wander around outside for a little bit before I have to go back in?

You were a kid, and I mean, like, under the age of 16, was it like service for kids? Like, you can't expect kids to sit all day. So I'm assuming like, you guys were like in the basement, and there was like a separate thing that maybe involved singing and activities and stuff.

Not under the age of 16, but like, when I was young, but then once you are getting, you know, nearing bar mitzvah age, I don't even know at what time you're just, you're going to be in it.

You've got that, yeah, you got that mitzvah coming up, and that's 13. So that means they really probably, you're on the clock, then come what age 11?

They like, they got to focus up. Maybe somewhere around 10, 11. Oh, my God. You don't get any years to relax. No, and you're just sitting there, scribbling, you burying your mom's pen, scribbling.

Well, look, again, right, we're free cell phone. I mean, I wonder what kids are doing now. You know what I mean? They got their cell phones. They got that on silent. They play kids today.

In the high holy days, don't know how good they got it. They tick tock it in my tick. Oh, they are tick tock and singing, doing a dance to call Nidre. Yeah, for sure. Oh, my God. Absolutely. Yeah. Oh, come on.

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