Cain | SCP-073

The SCP Experience

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🗓️ 2 June 2023

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SCP Foundation EUCLID class object, SCP-073: Cain This podcast is sponsored by BetterHelp. Go to betterhelp.com/scp today to get 10% off your first month! This story was derived from https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-073 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/ Author: Lucas Click Discover the Author's impressive series of SCP Tales here: https://www.amazon.com/kindle-vella/story/B0BVWJFGV3 Check out more of Mr. Click's work here: newpulptales.com DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories #scpexplained #whatisscp Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:30.1	My eyes feel like they're filled with needles as I stare at the screens. I've been up for nearly three days trying to hack through the surprisingly impressive firewalls.
0:39.3	The Global Occult Coalition isn't one of the more formidable secret societies in the SCP game.
0:45.3	They're no society for liberation, dissemination, and destruction or the Chaos Initiative.
0:51.3	With all the superior tech at the foundation's disposal, I thought hacking
0:55.7	into these Harry Potter wannabees databases would be a piece of cake. It turns out that the
1:01.2	GOC baked their cakes with concrete instead of flour. But I finally figured it out. I patch in my
1:07.9	latest malware, enter my latest code string, and wait, smiling in triumph,
1:13.5	and immediately get my hopes dashed as a familiar gif pops back up.
1:18.2	Ian McKellen yells at me in his gray robes and raises a staff above his head.
1:22.8	You shall not pass!
1:27.3	Son of a bitch!
1:28.3	I exclaim and slam my fists into the padded arms of my chair.
1:32.3	Bad enough, these guys think they're going to save the world with magic.
1:36.3	But now they have to go and ruin Lord of the Rings for me.
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