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The Political Orphanage

Cagematch: Locke vs. Hobbes vs. Rousseau

The Political Orphanage

Andrew Heaton

Politics, Comedy, News

4.91000 Ratings

🗓️ 14 May 2020

⏱️ 72 minutes

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Summary

John Locke is the nerd at the bar. Jean-Jacques Rousseau is the guy in a leather jacket on a motorcycle. Hobbes is the grizzled cynic. What worldview did these three Social Contract theorists push on modern society, and what were they fighting against? Brian Wilson of the Combat & Classics podcast joins Heaton in an exploration of the tectonic plates of Western Civilization.

Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello and welcome to the political orphanage, bubbly and fun like a glass of champagne, but also smart and engaged, like

0:16.6

we crushed up some Adderall and dropped that in the champagne.

0:21.0

Basically this program is Tipsi Adderall. You're welcome.

0:25.0

Today we're going to get into some deep foundational thinking of Western civilization.

0:31.0

We are going to summon the ghosts of Thomas Hobbs, John Locke, and Jean-Jacques Rousseau

0:38.3

will explore power, sovereignty, alienation, and powdered wigs.

0:44.0

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0:46.4

whilst gazing into a fire and sipping brandy,

0:49.0

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0:53.0

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1:08.2

banter. The program is also sponsored by The Valiant Gentlemen and gentlelady who support it through

1:15.3

Patreon and you can upgrade the entirety of your being by becoming a patron of the

1:20.6

show at patreon.com slash Andrew Heaton.

1:23.5

If by the end of today's program you think, gosh, I wish the media landscape had less

1:29.1

partisan rancor and more quipy dudes talking about social contract theory, well you can step up to the plate

1:35.5

and do your part to move the world that direction.

1:38.7

And for just the price of a cup of coffee a week, you'll get an extra bonus episode each week to boot.

1:44.0

Go to Patreon.com slash Andrew Heaton.

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