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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kankast episode number 4664.

I'm your host, EBD, here in Long Island, New York. As always, we are

joined by a man who's fresh back from his epic main road trip, Wombat. I am. I'm back.

It was, it was. Epic is the right word. How many miles was it? It was just over 1,200 miles,

I want to say, all in. I mean, that includes driving around.

Like, I just kept the, the trip counter up. It's, uh, 500 miles each way, though, from where we went.

So, there you go. A thousand miles. How many daddies on board? They really weren't that bad.

Because iPad, right?

They had iPads.

They had a couple of movies.

They watched the Angry Birds movie probably, you know, three times.

Kids have it too easy these days.

Yeah.

And we also, you know, we broke up the trip.

It wasn't just, let's just keep driving and not stop.

We didn't stay overnight on the way there.

We did that in one day, but we did stop in Freeport, Maine, which was like the half, well, a little more than the halfway point for like two hours.

Had lunch, went to the stores, bought some whoopie pies, did that kind of main, the main stuff

that you do in Freeport.

That's what the LL Bean store is.

And then we went up to the house we were staying in, which is in Brooklyn, Maine, which

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