And ain't this a pity watching me pretty smiles so long

And I am already halfway out the door

When you go and kiss me say you're tipsy, baby I lose my cool All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to cast episode number 455.

I am your host, TBD, here in Long Island, New York. As always, we are

joined by a man. I had a really good intro and I forgot it already. Say something, Wambat,

and maybe it'll come to me. Let me tell you what I did for you today. You didn't do anything

for me. Well, in a way I did. I know that you always complain, you know, about me, should, I should have a little bit more caffeine before we do the show.

Okay. Closer to. Is that what I just say? Yeah, that's what you do. And I was like, I should really have something.

I wasn't in the mood for, for more coffee because it was, it was hot out and hot in my office, but I had

meetings, so I couldn't get out and get something with caffeine in it.

So you got meth, crystal meth?

No, we had a party, like a work party thing, lunch earlier in the week.

So there were cans of soda still in the fridge.

But the only thing left with caffeine in it was Mountain Dew.

Are you going to tell me, try to tell me, like, I want me to feel good about you drinking Mountain Dew somehow?

Regular Mountain Dew.

It's disgusting.

Not even diet Mountain Dew.

That's the one with the vegetable oil.

It's got the brominated vegetable

oil i actually looked at the ingredients so you didn't do that for me i said i said cheapy i when i was

drinking i go i'm doing this for you and i drank it that makes no sense i had one of those today

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