CAGcast #434: The Next Kinect
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🗓️ 7 January 2016
⏱️ 79 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The |
| 0:07.0 | The The next to the All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Cadcast episode number 434. |
| 0:34.8 | I'm your host, TBD, here in New York, New York. And as always, we are joined by a man |
| 0:39.8 | who's pre-ordered two Oculus Rifts just in case something happens to one of them, Wombat. |
| 0:45.9 | Yeah, that's me. He got me. |
| 0:47.9 | Two, right? eBay, I think eBay gold is your backup line. |
| 0:51.7 | There's nothing that someone with terrible vision needs more |
| 0:56.3 | than a virtual reality headset |
| 0:58.7 | Why does that matter? |
| 1:02.3 | So close I have to wear glasses while |
| 1:04.9 | He would be masturbating so much that he would go blind |
| 1:08.1 | Waring glasses and a VR helmet is not recommended. Having done it. It hurts your face? Yeah, it's uncomfortable and things don't always look right. And if your glasses shift a little bit, then you can't see anything anyway. Why don't I just wear contacts? Why don't you just not wear glasses? The screen's like three inches from your face. I wouldn't be able to see anything. It's an inch from your face. I still wouldn't be able to see anything. The screens are on your eyeballs. I'm telling you, I have the worst vision of anyone on this show. Well, that's not saying much. I know. I know that was the joke. But yeah, no, I have terrible vision. So |
| 1:44.3 | virtual reality probably isn't a reality for me. Interesting. I never thought of it that way. |
| 1:50.1 | So what can you do? I don't think anybody has. I think this is made up. |
| 1:53.9 | You mean that's problem number 47 on the problems with virtual reality? It's kind of like how |
| 1:59.4 | the Wii wasn't designed for people that are left-handed. |
| 2:03.7 | There's not enough of an audience that would have a problem with it for anyone to consider it. |
| 2:08.2 | I think there are some people who wear glasses, Wombat, in this world. |
| 2:11.9 | Yeah, I think you'd have to have really bad vision, though, for, like, I don't know. |
| 2:16.9 | I remember playing Eve and having an issue one of the times we went to play it, and my glasses, like, got all messed up in the helmet, and I was like, this is not working. This sucks. Right. So, I don't know. It's, it's, again, it's me. It doesn't matter. If you like it, that's all that matters. Right. |
| 2:35.5 | Hey, Shipp, how you doing? |
| 2:37.2 | I'm doing fine. |
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