All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome, welcome to Kackassus

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Catcast episode number 390.

I am your host, GPD, here in New York, New York, also known as Siren Town.

And, of course, we are joined by a man who you may know by the name of Wombat.

Wombat!

Woo!

This sirens going off right now.

Not just Wombat, but real legitimate sirens.

Siren Man sounds like it could be a D.C. character.

Is that like a villain on the flag?

Yeah, like a Batman villain?

Yeah.

Mm-hmm. Solve my s Yeah, like a Batman villain? Yeah.

Solve my siren riddle to find something.

Tye's new thing is that he just, he'll be walking down the street and it'll just come up with names for new superheroes.

But they're all based on basically existing heroes, but we're just with slightly different names.

So like if he's thinking about the Flash, he's like, how about this guy called the Quickster? That sounds like a DC character. Well, that sounds like the Flash. It probably exists. Yeah, but it's Quickster. Well, there's the, there's the Whizzer. That's an actual. And then he'll make, like, a little comic of them. So there's nothing wrong with that. you should encourage that behavior. There's a guy he made today who could run really fast. And then he was, he said sometimes he can run a thousand miles an hour. And then sometimes he can run. And then he just wrote like a one with like 50 zeros after it. It all depends on how hard he has to punch a guy. Great story, huh? Yeah it just has to run a little bit faster each episode. We're here. Oh, I think I turn my... Hold on. Say something. I'm saying something to you. Did you already screw up the show? No, I did. Hey, look, this is a professional broadcast from a kitchen. What do you expect? I don't know.

How's the tea going?

You know, we finished making the tea.

Don't worry.

Okay, just checking.

I took a picture.

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