All right ladies and gentlemen welcome to the real Cagcast episode number 364 unlike that fake

Cagcast episode 364 last week. I am your host GBD here in Tokyo Japan. Of course we are joined

by a man among men. Wombat. Really that's all you have to say to me? You're a man among men.

On this day? Oh it's your birthday today! She's. But it's not and it's not really. Well it is for you

and it is for our listeners. Right. And you have to remember that Wombat celebrates a month of

birthday. That is that is 100% accurate. Oh what's your 40th birthday going to be like? Oh it's

going to be insane. Like a festival? I would hope so. I expect it to be like an Indian wedding.

It's kind of what I want for my birthday. Or another bar mitzvah maybe? Yeah but with elephants and

stuff. Right. So what you get for your birthday or nothing yet because it's not really a birthday.

Yeah. Well. Cool. A feast of a conversation. You want to hear what I got for my birthday? You got

it already? Well so my wife says what do you want for your birthday and I say I don't know. She goes

okay well let me think about it. And then on Sunday of last week my wife comes up to me and she goes

I just bought myself your mother's day present from you to me so you could go spend that much on

yourself for your birthday. What the fuck is that shit? That's some bullshit right there. That's what I

said. I'm like I would have bought you a mother's. I'm not and you know the problem is I'm still on the

hook for something from other day. Right. It doesn't like. What was it? What'd she buy herself? She bought

this is coming called origami owl. Sounds like bullshit already. Yeah and they make like necklaces

and she bought herself an origami owl necklace and again exactly I'm still on the hook and I wind

up with no birthday present. So. So your birthday present to you was that you're not getting a birthday

present but you're buying her present. Yes. The voice. Well you didn't wake up the way I woke up

on Tuesday so I can't complain. Oh you got elbowed in the face. Pretty much. I'm looking at these

origami owl necklaces. Uh huh. Yeah. Not bad. Kind of cool. No. They're very nice. You get the one

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