All right ladies and gentlemen, welcome to KAKS episode number 353.

I'm your host, Tipee here in Choukiyo, Japan.

And there's always, we are joined by a man who couldn't be more excited for the new Nintendo

health conscious console. Apparently he's been on the Super Mario diet for years.

Wombat. It's a meal. Wombat. Did you say chokyo, Japan? I might have said that.

Because that's funny. I like chokyo. I had some nuts earlier and I've learned that.

They were mixed nuts. So I had an African-American gentleman's nuts and

and there's the next step. Good job. Yeah, but the nuts, they get stuck in your throat.

And now I have a bad throat. And now you have, now you're in chokyo.

Not in the chokyo, right? And shipwreck is here also.

He's not free as we all come to live. I've got some nuts.

Two, at least. Okay. This is a very childish start to the show.

Well, that's what we do best. For some change of face.

So I see Wombat that you've been suffering lately. I have. I for the last two weeks

have had the worst toothache. So I went to my dentist and he doesn't x-ray and he goes,

yeah, you're too teeth and you're top right. They're rotting from the inside out.

Bad nuts probably. Bad nuts. It's actually has nothing to do with my brushing or eating habits.

It's really more just genetic hereditary bad teethness. Not the Super Mario diet.

Not the Super Martins. Not the fact that I eat three meatballs every day.

Three. Three. Yeah. Well, that's the diet. There were three Mario games for the NES.

You're supposed to have a meatball per game. That's the diet. Don't you look these things up? No.

But each meatball is the size of a basketball. Oh, yeah. I thought that was assumed.

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