Who are these assholes?

All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to episode number 316 of the Cadcast.

I'm your host GPD here in Tokyo, Japan.

And of course, we are joined by NextGen wombat.

Is it wrong that I like to rub my belly when we record, like a little Buddha?

That's a next-gen feature.

Is that a next-gen?

Okay, well, then I guess it's not wrong then.

No.

And current-gen shipwreck.

I'm stroking three days worth of stubble.

Is that wrong?

It feels right to me.

I'm assuming that on, you know, on a redhead with fair skin like you,

three days of stubble is like 15 minutes for cheapy? Right, right. I want to get, I want to get laser hair removal on my face. Is that wrong? That exists. I looked it up. It exists. People do that. I'm sure it does. I'm sure it does. Wouldn't you like to not shave anymore?

I would think... I mean, it's annoying. It's so annoying. I don't know. I kind of like, you know, having a little bit of scruff. But you don't really like it, though. I don't like shaving. I hate shaving. I feel like I'm just ripping holes in my face every time I do it. And I am actually ripping holes in my face. I don't rip holes in my face.

Have you not figured out how to shave it? I hate shaving. I feel like I'm just ripping holes in my face every time I do it. And I am actually ripping holes in my face.

I don't rip holes in my face when I shave. Have you not figured out how to shave at this point? I mean, there's still holes. There's small holes. Maybe you can't see them. But they're still there. You're still like. You need a better razor. I have the Gillette hydro or something. Hydro 5?

Is that a thing?

It seems pretty good, but...

The more expensive a razor you have, probably the worst it's going to be. I don't know. Well, they're all expensive. Buy a bag of bag. You still use the Gillette one that they sent me like when I turned 18 or whatever? You still haven't grown a beard and, you know, in that long. Even if you didn't shave. No, I mean, I've been using the same, the same blade. Wait, what? Nice. You guys got sent the, this is the sponsored by Gillette Cadcast, by the way. You guys got sent that, right? No. When you were like 18 or whatever, they send you out a razor? No, that's an Ohio thing. I feel like that. I have memories of getting a free razor in the mail, but I don't remember what for. I also kind of want to see Shipwreck not shave for a while so it could look like Snow Job. Right.

Snow Job was a ginger?

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