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All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to Kagcast episode number 269.

I am Cheapy-D and I'm here in Tokyo, Japan, where it is cold, and Wombat is in New York, where I'm assuming it is also cold. It's not. It's not even kind of cold. What? Yeah, it's crazy. It was like 50 degrees today. It was almost 60 the day before that. It's bullshit. I don't understand it either. No one does.

We're actually all a little scared. Everyone is sick. That's what's happening because of this crazy weather we're happening. Nice. Oh, yeah. If you want to be sick in crazy weather. Shipwreck, how's your weather and sickness level? It's about 65, and I'm not sick. Are you kidding? It's good. No, it hit like, uh, I think it hit like mid-60s today.

Jesus Christ. about 65 and I'm not sick. Are you kidding? It's good. No, it hit like, uh, I think it hit like mid-60s today.

Jesus Christ.

Well, it's cold hair and everyone is also sick.

In fact, Ty's school, not actually not his school, his class.

I guess there was a flu outbreak in his class.

So they, just his class had no school for three days this week. Which was, uh, means a lot of, a lot of quality time. They don't do that in America's. Not that, not yet. Not that I'm aware of. They don't close down in the class for three days. We don't wear those little masks everywhere either. Yeah, some kids. I saw some kids wearing the mask today at school. Do you have one? Do you have a cool little mask? Those are disposable, right? So usually you buy like a pack of 10. I've tried wearing them. I remember on an airplane once, I don't know, was it bird flu or something that was going around?

Birdemic?

I don't know, but they recommended, they provided masks to the passengers, and I tried to do it.

But breathing in your own mouth juice for an extended period of time, It's not that pleasant, you know?

So I was like, you know what?

I'd rather just get sick.

I tried it.

I think I lasted about an hour.

And then I was like, fuck this.

I'll just, you know.

Get sick.

If he dies, he dies.

So, yeah, there's that, but he's back to school today.

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