All right ladies and gentlemen welcome to another fabulous episode of the Catcast video game podcast. I am GPD. I am in Tokyo, Japan. And I am joined by the dynamic duo of WAMAT and Shipwreck.

You mean glitter, cut, bitches, come bucket douche nozzle? What? I said a tweet a tweet out this morning on what nickname should I call Shipwreck on this show? And that one's my favorite.

Somebody actually sent you that in a private message. It's classy. I just thought I was the ball is shit wad.

No, you are. I also like twat weasel from the same. Those don't really seem custom tailored to ship right. They just seem like obscene words.

So they'll be more sprinkled throughout the show. I think that copper tops going to be happy with what we call them. Excellent, excellent.

Well, I think we need to get right into this iPad discussion because I woke up this morning. I've been hyped up for this thing like like everybody else for however many weeks.

And this conference went on the press conference went on at three o'clock in the morning, Japan time. And of course I'm not retarded and wake up to watch it or anything. But woke up this morning and I headed right to Apple.com and they always have that video of the guys in the black shirts talking about whatever fancy new product they have.

And basically my worst fear, well, fear is not really a good word because it's not like the world is ending or something.

But basically this thing is just a big eye and iPod touch.

Yeah, well, you know, the red headed slut and I were on instant messenger during the whole press conference. So we kind of went back and forth on this.

He actually said something pretty funny and he's sitting right here so he could actually say what he said himself. But it looks like Steve Jobs was just a tiny man holding a regular size iPod.

I did say that. I mean, that's that's familiar. Yeah. Well, you are funny. Yeah, that that's what I'm known for on this show.

But yeah, so what are your thoughts ship besides that?

What do I need this for? Like I have yet to see it's almost like the the shit box. It's I've yet to see anything that makes me need this.

I have a laptop. I have an iPhone. It would be not like if this thing was $300 for the top model. Sure, I would buy one. I'd like $300. I bought a candle for for the wife. I mean, I have all these devices that $300 is kind of my limit.

But it's the pricing that's that's what's wrong with this. And I don't think they can fix that because it is what like this is an expensive machine.

The screen itself is expensive, I'm sure. And I think without a camera or any kind of or a phone, like it would be kind of cool if you could do iChat with it, but you can't.

Yeah, I mean a video iChat. Yeah, video iChat. Yeah, I couldn't believe it. Like I'm watching the video and they're going through the different things like email.

The calendar. It's like it's the it's like I'll quote it's the best calendar ever. I mean, wow, it's the best calendar ever. I can't. I'm going to be on that one.

How can how can I live without the best calendar ever? I'm watching the video and they going through all this shit. And I'm like, all right, all right, all right. I get to the good stuff. Get to the good stuff.

And you know, like, I'm sort of watching a half paying attention. And then next time I look back at the video and it's over. I'm like, wait a minute. That's it. That's the whole thing. It's an iPod touch, but it's bigger.

Well, I mean, I don't know. I'm pretty disappointed.

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