All right, ladies and gentlemen, welcome to cheap-ass gamer cast, also known as the CagCast.

Episode 140. I am Cheap E D, and I live in Tokyo.

And I am Wombat. Tits McGee had the night off. Yes, Titsy McItsburgh. Titsmigee.

There was a girl in college, and we called her. Tits, Her name was, what was her name?

Oh, God. I forgot, but we called her Titsy Titsberg. She was Jewish and she had big tits. How's he said, was she flat-chested? No. Oh, okay. They weren't even that big, but I think she had nice cleavage. She knew how to hold them. Yes, that's right. Sometimes you got to know when to hold them and know when to fold them, and she knew to hold them all the time.

I would have liked to help them.

Yeah, I would, but you also have to know when to run.

Right.

Actually, with this girl, I think you probably would have liked to run, probably, because she's a little jappy, I think.

You could pull the emergency phone call, I got to go.

We got a big show today.

A lot of stuff to talk about.

We're going to talk about the new Xbox experience, which I have been experiencing for the last several days.

Yeah, that's great.

Wombat has been experiencing the old Xbox experience.

Which feels old.

Which feels old.

Also, I bought the Sony PlayStation 3 Bluetooth headset.

I got it on the left for Dead demo.

I've been playing Dead Space.

We'll be Planet.

Fallout 3.

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