CAFEteria 51: Crickets!
Hysteria 51
ForthHand Media
4.4 • 1.2K Ratings
🗓️ 10 June 2020
⏱️ 35 minutes
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Summary
We promise to do the dirty work for you here at H51, and sometimes it is really dirty... like in BUGS. That's right, it's insect week in the Hysteria kitchen and we have 3 flavors of cricket on the menu - Salt and Vinegar, Bacon and Cheese, and Sour Cream and Onion. How do they taste? Where did we get them? Why are we this dumb? All that is next on the podcast that doesn't usually eat insects, but when we do we like them covered in weird flavor dust - Hysteria 51.
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| 0:00.0 | They say I'm disturbed. |
| 0:02.0 | From city to city an incredible hysterical panic spread. |
| 0:05.0 | I think we're getting into a weird area here. |
| 0:07.0 | You tell me, fool who's not crazy. |
| 0:10.0 | It's hysteria. |
| 0:12.0 | You can't handle the truth. This is hysteria. This is hysteria. This brain is gone. |
| 0:17.0 | This is hysteria 51. |
| 0:20.0 | Here. |
| 0:21.0 | The truth is out there. but you won't find it here. |
| 0:26.0 | They're coming for you. |
| 0:27.0 | Look, there comes one of them now. |
| 0:32.0 | Welcome in Cafeteria Nation to the podcast that doesn't always eat bugs but when we do |
| 0:39.4 | they are flavored like potato chips this This is cafeteria 51. |
| 0:44.0 | John, I gotta tell you, I think I have a pretty good constitution as far as, you know, eating things. |
| 0:50.0 | You have a copy of the Constitution? |
| 0:52.0 | This one's bothering me a little bit. |
| 0:53.7 | Is it? |
| 0:54.7 | Just the thought of it, and I don't know why. |
| 0:57.0 | And almost as if it was appropriate on Facebook, someone posted a meme today and it said a pound of flies has like twice as much |
| 1:07.3 | protein as a pound of beef. Well I mean they do say that say that the food of the future, if we were to be in a world where resources became more scarce, the food of the future is bugs. |
| 1:21.0 | Yeah, I saw a snow piercer. know how it goes super healthy, super high and |
| 1:25.5 | protein bugs and the occasional dude's arm I saw I saw that movie. That's a great movie. |
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