Cadet Kelly

Mom Can't Cook! A DCOM Podcast

Luke Westaway & Andy Farrant

Tv & Film, Comedy

5 • 944 Ratings

🗓️ 7 August 2023

⏱️ 138 minutes

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Summary

Ten hut, maggots, this week Mom Can't Cook! is off to military academy, with all the discipline, uniformity and wild, flamboyant gun twirling that that entails.

That's because we're talking about Cadet Kelly (2002), a film in which feisty, artistic teen Kelly Collins (Hillary Duff) is forced to attend military school after her new stepdad is made Commandant. Along the way she'll face tough commanding officers, struggle to maintain her individuality, and for some reason, become extremely good at gun dancing, which is apparently a highly prized skill in the US military. Who knew?

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Transcript

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0:00.0	I'm a fish boy who skates with team X-Plades with a leprecorn who plays basketball
0:08.6	come to my smart house
0:11.5	speed by alien sister. I'll come hungry because I'll bet my mom can cook.
0:17.0	Hello everyone and welcome to mom can't cook a decom podcast I am one of your hosts
0:28.4	staff sergeant Andy Farrant and cadet west away form up and flip your rifle around.
0:34.0	Yes sir, I'm flipping it all over the place.
0:36.7	All right now drop it down your bag but catch it.
0:38.8	Ugh!
0:39.8	It clattered onto the floor.
0:42.0	Hang on, I can get it.
0:42.9	Kick it up, kick it up into the air in a kick flip.
0:44.8	Okay, yeah, I can do it.
0:46.1	As I bend over, my trousers rip open.
0:48.4	Oh, your rifle discharges into your leg.
0:55.0	Cadet Westaway, these are plastic rope. How did this one fire a bullet?
0:57.0	This is the worst display of drill I've ever seen.
1:00.0	You're court-martials. You're out of the army. You have to join the Navy now.
1:04.7	Oh, is that how it works? If you get kicked out the army, you have to join the Navy.
1:08.0	From army to Navy. If that's anyone in the Navy who's listening, that's not true.
1:12.3	Presumably, Air air forces above army
1:14.1	I mean they're physically above in
1:15.4	in air.
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