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4.4 • 640 Ratings

🗓️ 12 June 2021

⏱️ 5 minutes

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We had a TON of fun reviewing one of the most meta horror movies ever made, Cabin in the Woods, by director Drew Goddard! This was a total blast. If you would like to hear the full review, it will only be available on our Patreon at the "We all Spoop for Ice Spoop" tier. All proceeds go to making the show better and growing into a podcast that can support our families, so do consider this as us begging!

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0:00.0	Kevin in the Woods.
0:03.7	We've got to get a theme song for Pretentious.
0:06.8	Yes.
0:07.6	Yeah, we do need a theme song.
0:08.9	Like a real masterpiece theater kind of thing.
0:11.6	Oh, that's, we could just take the Masterpiece Theater thing.
0:15.2	This isn't going public, so it's not like we can get hit with any copyright claims or anything like that.
0:21.4	Yeah, welcome to our pretentious Patreon-only exclusive review of Cabin in the Woods.
0:28.9	What was this, 2012?
0:32.3	Question mark?
0:34.9	They're paying for pretentious qualities.
0:37.5	It feels like it should be later than that.
0:39.7	I think it's 12.
0:41.5	2011, my apologies.
0:46.3	2011, okay, well, it's earlier.
0:49.6	Yeah, this movie, like, okay, so kind of the synopsis of this whole thing is the, we have a group.
1:01.8	It's interesting because it unfolds its two tandem storylines, and one of the storylines is an honest to goodness group of good friends,
1:12.2	American friends who are going to a cabin in the woods to have a good old time.
1:18.3	And the other tandem, the storyline that parallels it,
1:22.6	is this group of like office workers.
1:27.5	Office workers, but also almost maybe kind of like, um, uh, you know, the Illuminati or
1:33.6	something like this underground facility that are engineering are, our kids' experiences.
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