Hey there, Nat Pulse.

It's your good friend, Caldwell here.

Now you might think I'm using a sexy voice because this is an ad for Adam and Eve.

But the reality is that I'm recording this ad in the middle of the night and both my

wife and child are asleep right now.

And I don't want to wake them up by yelling loudly about how much better your sex will be

if you visit Adam and Eve.com right now.

As much as I'd love to noisily proclaim that Adam and Eve offers discrete shipping

and 100% free shipping with rush processing on your entire order, I'm worried it would

scare my dog.

And then she'd start barking and I'd be in trouble.

And there's nothing sexy about that.

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Thanks for listening, everybody.

Stay sexy and remember, people are trying to sleep.

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