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🗓️ 8 August 2019
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0:00.0 | Hello, bees! |
0:04.4 | This is Laura Bailey, here to welcome you to the Critical Role podcast. |
0:07.9 | If you'd like to tune into the show as it airs, you can watch Critical Role Thursdays |
0:12.0 | at 7pm Pacific on Twitch.tv, slash Critical Role, and youtube.com slash Critical Role. |
0:18.6 | Our lovely Twitch subscribers can view the episode on demand right away, or you can find |
0:22.9 | it on YouTube Mondays at 12pm Pacific. |
0:25.6 | And of course, for all you fantastic podcast listeners, Critical Role episodes hit feeds |
0:30.2 | on Thursday mornings, a week after the episode first airs. |
0:34.1 | With all that said, let's get into another episode of Critical Role. |
0:56.3 | In celebration of my favorite television show, sadly coming to an end, |
1:03.7 | my costume this year is a joke for exactly 23% of our audience. |
1:12.8 | Here's some of the names that were thrown around backstage just now. |
1:16.1 | Janky Alexander, Cat Von D Minus, |
1:26.6 | the cool thing about this outfit is every tattoo leads to a different clue about why |
1:31.1 | my parents didn't love me as a child. |
1:37.2 | I love you too, goddammit. |
1:44.0 | I look like if Jared Leto's Joker audition for John Wick. |
1:47.7 | I feel like, all right, all right. |
1:53.4 | Welcome to Critical Role Live at Champagne. |
2:04.8 | I had this wig made from Laura's discarded hair. |
2:09.8 | Just kidding, every week before the show I clip a little bit of it off and put it in a ziplock. |
2:13.7 | Hey, at intermission, if you didn't already, say hi to a tall and everybody in our crew |
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