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🗓️ 1 February 2019
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0:00.0 | Hello, spellcasters, sages, and spectators. |
0:05.3 | I'm Ashley Johnson, and you're listening to the Critical Role Podcast Network. |
0:10.1 | Tap into our magical narrative by watching Critical Role as it airs on Thursdays at 7pm |
0:15.3 | Pacific on twitch.tv slash Critical Role or youtube.com slash Critical Role. |
0:21.8 | Twitch subscribers can watch the video on demand right away, or you can catch it the following |
0:26.5 | Monday on YouTube. |
0:28.4 | As always, Critical Role will be available right here in Podcast Form on Thursdays a week |
0:33.8 | after the initial broadcast. |
0:35.9 | And now, let's scry into the story and see what mysteries it holds for us, shall we? |
0:42.6 | Welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy ass voice actors |
0:46.7 | sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons. |
0:50.9 | Nice try. |
0:52.7 | So before we jump into tonight's game, we have some quick announcements to get through. |
0:56.7 | First and foremost, we have a fantastic returning sponsor for the second year now with this |
1:01.0 | campaign, our friends at D&Db. |
1:02.6 | Hi, a little tickle, my throat. |
1:07.8 | Sorry, hi guys. |
1:09.4 | As you all know, I am a bit of an amateur inventor. |
1:14.0 | This is no news to you guys. |
1:17.7 | Some of my most notable inventions have been the Pet Hot Air Balloon, the Smell Over Skype |
1:24.7 | plugin, and of course, the Nintendo Virtual Boy. |
1:28.3 | But this new one I invented for our friends at D&D Beyond. |
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