Once upon a time, a group of curious storytellers breathe life into epic tales set in the wide fantasy world of Alexandria.

This is Liam O'Brien here to welcome you to Critical Role.

We'll dive into the story in just a moment, but first a few notes.

This is the audio-only version of our broadcast that streams Thursdays at 7pm Pacific, over on Twitch.tv slash Critical Role and YouTube.com slash Critical Role.

If you subscribe to our Twitch channel, you can watch the video on demand immediately after the broadcast, and it's also available Mondays at 12pm Pacific on YouTube.

And of course, for all you wonderful podcast listeners, freshly minted episodes release right here on the Critical Role podcast network one week after our broadcast on Thursdays.

With all that said, let's get into the story.

Hello everyone and welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of us nerdy ass voice actors sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons.

Quick back on Ginger Drone!

What?

Like that?

Whoa.

Definitely a cover.

So, before we jump into tonight's episode, we do have some announcements to get through beginning with the first of two sponsors, Hit Point Press.

So, today's sponsors are friends at Hit Point Press with an important rebranding and launch of their site to celebrate the new launch.

For the month of March, customers who spend over 100 bucks at Hit Point Press.com, that's Hit Point Press.com.

We'll get a free hardcover humble wood advanced reader copy and free packs of their animated spells. That's free random animated spell cards.

Free.

This promotion is live now until the end of March.

Quantities are limited, so they're advice to you.

Don't miss this deal.

And speaking of good advice, we've got someone with us who gives a new idea.

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