C2E117 The Tortoise and The Dare
Critical Role
Critical Role
4.9 • 11.7K Ratings
🗓️ 26 November 2020
⏱️ ? minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, bees! |
| 0:04.4 | This is Laura Bailey, here to welcome you to the Critical Role podcast. |
| 0:07.9 | If you'd like to tune into the show as it airs, you can watch Critical Role Thursdays |
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| 0:18.6 | Our lovely Twitch subscribers can view the episode on demand right away, or you can find |
| 0:22.9 | it on YouTube Mondays at 12pm Pacific. |
| 0:25.6 | And of course, for all you fantastic podcast listeners, Critical Role episodes hit feeds |
| 0:30.2 | on Thursday mornings, a week after the episode first airs. |
| 0:34.1 | With all that said, let's get into another episode of Critical Role. |
| 0:38.2 | Hello everyone, and welcome to tonight's episode of Critical Role, where a bunch of |
| 0:43.1 | misnudious voice actors sit around and play Dungeons & Dragons. |
| 0:48.3 | Before we can present tonight's game, we do have some announcements to get through, |
| 0:54.7 | beginning with our first of two sponsors tonight, D&D Beyond. |
| 0:58.1 | Do zah! |
| 0:59.1 | Guys, you may have noticed that I haven't done a D&D Beyond ad in quite some time. |
| 1:03.5 | Now, they haven't said anything about it, but I think it's because I'm on some sort of |
| 1:07.9 | probation. |
| 1:09.6 | Maybe it was all the Scottish accents, maybe it was the fart jokes, maybe it wasn't enough |
| 1:14.8 | fart jokes. |
| 1:15.8 | I don't know, but clearly I'm on some sort of probation. |
| 1:18.9 | So tonight, I'm going to do everything by the book. |
| 1:21.8 | One crash, nothing silly, just the advertising words as written. |
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