Salutations all your life. Salutation all you saddle slimes squelch on into the stinky dragon and throw back our latest thirst quencher yippee kaiye mother flubber

it's a mixture of pseudo peas in a pod gurgling green tea leaves the chair you threw out last week on the side of the road that vanished all too quickly and now you're having second thoughts on whether or not it was actually a good chair. Should you have gotten the seat a second chance, will other chairs support your tushy the way your old one did? Will you ever truly sit comfortably again? Previously, our adventures saddled up for a raucous race with a volatile voice vociferated atop crackus after a rush around the racecourse B team booked it to the crest of Cragtus and said hello

to a screaming scapegoat that sent them to some sleepy sorcerists.

Now they find themselves touch and go as they go with the flow.

Cobble a cup and let's continue this Cacotorus Chronicle. Hello, everyone, welcome to Talesman the Stinky Dragon. I'm your dungeon master, Gustavo Sorolla.

Hey, Blaine, how are you? Good. Blaine, watch out. I'm going to hit you with an arrow. Oh, no, point blank.

Ten. I wish we were a video podcasting. Everyone could see how I looked at Chris. The question this week is,

if you were the main character in a comic book, what would your superhero name be? And that was submitted by Amon Reddy. Everyone go and roll a D20. I know Chris has a 10. 13. I have a three. I rolled a 19. Ooh. All right. So it looks like we got John Blaine, Chris Barbara, if I'm reading those right,

that's correct, guys. All right, Natty slash John. Why don't you lead us off?

Hi, I'm John Rice here, and I play Natty Wonder, who is a drow, drag queen, warlock mother.

And if I was going to be a superhero with like an alter ego, it's a funny question to ask me, considering Natty

Wonder is already a stage name. So I've already like burned one of my, my fake names already.

But if I was a superhero, and some might say being a mom is a superhero.

I can ask about that. Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's one of the most, like,

difficult superhero jobs and you don't get paid by anything, and it's difficult for, like,

you know, forever. I would probably come up with a name that, like, plays into my ability to kind

of get lost in all my disguises and voices, since I'm so gosh darn good at that. And I would probably kind of get lost in all my disguises and voices since I'm so gosh darn good at that.

And I would probably kind of play into like the enigma of that, the mystery of that.

And I pick something like mystique because I love me some French.

I think it's so glamorous when people say have little French stuff.

And so I love mystique, you know, that little Q little QUE sound. Like, how's that work? But I love it. I'm such a fool.

I just realized that Natty was just your way of building Mystique in D&D with the voice of Mystique's

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