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or stream us live every day on the IHeartRadio app by searching FSR. Oh yeah, holiday weekend begins. Hey! Turning your good Friday into a great and glorious Friday with CNNR on FSR. I'm Steve Covino. Sorry, one second. I was on the phone with the president. Oh, really? Call it Tiger Woods. You're not Tiger Woods.

You're Inch Davis.

I'm Steve Kavino.

That's Inch Davis. What does that mean? It means you're wearing like three inch shorts and you're offensive. My wife bought these. God, they're too short. I'm not going to lie. They're five inch shorts. Oh, are you wearing those for Easter?

Because I see your bottom wables.

Stand up.

I got way too much thigh going on today.

Let me see that white meat over there. Whoa, look at that. Who's this guy with the bulletproof legs in the studio? I regret these shorts immediately. I don't want to see your fluorescent upper man thigh. I feel offended. I'm Covino. That is Inch Davis and we be rocking rocking out. Man Thai Teo. That's me. Man Thai Teo in the studio. And it's not me. It's rich with his tiny short shorts. Yeah. By the way, it's not even that hot. Why are you wearing like little girl shorts, man? It's like a gym teacher. Are those your daughter's shorts? I think you got your laundry mixed up.

This is my uniform. I'm wearing the white socks, 1970s alternate uniform. Dude, they wore those little shorts. Your thighs, those short shorts are for little weenie boys. Those are for little Gen Z weenials. You're like a grown man with like muscular man thighs. They look too short on you. Could I give everyone a piece of advice before you get into today's Fox Sports Radio show?

When you got muscular legs, it looks odd. If you're a grown man, you have options. There's five, seven or nine in shorts. Seven at the least. You got to go seven. Nine is like old guy shorts. Adam Sandler. Yeah, if you don't want to be the Sandman.

Oh, yes.

I like mine.

Extra big.

They're making a comeback.

Baggy clothes or back in fashion, right? I don't know. I feel like you look like the Sandman playing basketball. I go nine, seven to nine. No, you got to go seven. Summer nine. They're like, yeah, I don't care. Jim Schwarz's their new nine.

Anything over the knee is uncivilized.

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