I actually saved a woman's life in Norenberg, Germany.

Really?

Yep.

How'd you do this?

Oh.

I'm finally going to tell the story.

I've been kind of teasing it in the overnight, yeah.

And what Brett hasn't called to ask you more about it?

No, they have.

They have.

And when are you going to tell us the damn saving a woman's life in Norenberg, Germany story?

Well, this is the story. Well, there's the story. Here we go. So I was in Octoberfest, which is in Munich, got a little too tipsy,

and we were supposed to catch a train to Prague that night, missed it, had to take a train

to Nuremberg. We were going to take a train the next morning, 6 a.m. from Nuremberg to

Prague. Sitting in that train, 6 a.m., desolate.

Like, the train is practically empty.

We're sitting there.

It's an old train.

As we're going, we're seeing, like, the door flapping.

We're sitting on our own little room.

All of a sudden, my buddy goes,

huh, is that a woman hanging off the train?

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