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Sir, for dumping that waste, you could go to jail.

A handsome man like you, I'd hate to think what would happen.

I wouldn't go to jail. The legal owner of this plant would.

Canary M. Burns.

This entire plant is in his name.

So when they come to put C.M. Burns in jail, it's the canary that does the time.

Sir, can you do that?

Oh, yes. Tycoons have been doing it for years. Why, standard oil was once owned by a half-eaten breakfast.

Hmm.

Don't you get it? If you get rid of that bird, Burns is at your mercy.

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