We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Okay. You have accessed entry 198.

M.T. 2527.

Certificate number 46965.5.

See day.

Attention all personnel.

Scripp Exchange will begin in one minute.

Proceed in a common orderly fashion to the exchange table.

C-Day, the day before D-Day.

Right, that's what it sounds. It's not C-Day like C-org. And it's not C day like Corg, and it's not it's not C day to C, but it's capital C.

The letter C. So that's when you write a letter to your mom or sweetheart put a Bible in your

jacket so over your heart so if a bullet hits you on D day you know it's it's it's

D day Eve well you know it is not D day stands for day day I Day Day. I learned that recently. There's H-hour and D-Day.

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