We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick.

We are receiving this message.

We are Ken Jennings and John Roderick. We speak to you from our present, which we can

only assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this

monumental reference of strange and obscure human knowledge.

These recordings represent our attempt to compile and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost.

So whether you're listening from an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you.

This is our time capsule.

This is the omnibus. Oh, You have accessed entry 170.

You have access entry 170. J.B. 402.

Certificate number 34954. Byzantine rhinocopia live?

Do you ever get to see Byzantine rhinocopia live. Hmm.

I saw the moment for Nutramilco Hotel.

They were too loud for me.

It's pretty good.

You know, quiet is the new lab.

I don't even know what kind of band that sounds like.

Is it like some kind of jazz fusion.

Byzantine-Rinocopia? Yeah. It's like a sun raw kind of a thing.

The problem is if you put the word Byzantine in your band name, you already suck.

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