Byron Lane

Homophilia

WOW Podcast Network

Comedy

4.4 • 926 Ratings

🗓️ 21 August 2020

⏱️ 57 minutes

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Summary

He's here! Byron Lane, the author of Homophilia's Summer Book Club selection: A Star Is Bored, is here! The guys get into it all including good chemo attitudes, The Umbrella Academy, the Moulin Rouge and The Bodyguard soundtrack, Don't Tell Mom The Babysitter's Dead, Big Business, releasing a book during a pandemic, being Carrie Fisher's assistant, how A Star Is Bored came to be, spending quarantine in Palm Springs, Bryon's play Tilda Swinton Answers An Ad On Craigslist, how Bryon proposed to his boyfriend, writing inspiration from Chuck Palahniuk, He-man, getting diagnosed with cancer, growing up in Louisianna, recording morning announcements in High School, and maintaining a friendship with Carrie Fisher. PLUS, A reading from A Star is Bored! BE PART OF THE NEW “MEET-CUTE" SEGMENT!Tap out a story or send a short audio recording recounting how you met your partner and we’ll read/play it on the show! Email: [email protected] Rate, review and subscribe to the show here: https://podcasts.apple.com/bs/podcast/homophilia/id1267538496 Buy Byron's book here: https://www.byronlane.com/bio

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0:00.0	You know. Oh, Matt McConkey,
0:25.0	Conkey.
0:28.0	Dave Holmes, how are you?
0:32.0	When you first logged on to Zoom, you presented me with the most glorious Maine. I have, I mean, there it is, shaking it out on camera. I'm so sad that this for the people that this is an
0:45.2	audio medium because if they could only see what did you call yourself on
0:51.4	Instagram with this air?
0:52.8	A guitar tech for Greta Van Fleet.
0:55.7	There you go.
0:57.6	The Led Zeppelin tribute band that's tearing up the charts.
1:01.8	I truly, I have I have I you know for a moment I was a flaming lip I have now I have now breezed past that I'm it's it is so
1:15.3	voluminous and crazy and I don't know what to do about it because I can't really get a haircut. There's been talk of a friend of a friend
1:21.6	who's who does hair so we were like what if we get her in the backyard for a full day and just cycle people through, pay her in cash, do one of those kinds of things.
1:31.5	But there's also a part of me that's like, I don't want to take any length off until there's a vaccine. I want them to see what they did. Do you know what I mean?
1:38.0	Right, right. You want to make them suffer. It's a jackio in the street. But I would argue that what you're actually doing is incentivizing them to drag it out longer
1:47.0	Okay. Well, it's just it's really because it's that it's that good. Okay. Thank you. You're too kind. You are looking healthy and beautiful yourself, ma'am.
1:57.0	And now you're hiding it under a hat. I don't know, I'm fine fine it's DNC week I'm 108 degrees I have a single yeah I don't have a single yeah I don't have a take I don't have a
2:10.8	fucking fresh thought in my mind.
2:13.0	Yeah, between the extreme heat and the, uh, the, you know, hey, look, we're Democrats, but not like that,
2:21.0	because here's Colin Powell of it all it's like it's all it's
2:26.0	just squeezing the life right out of me. Did we get Sarah Gideon introducing
2:32.0	Maggie Rogers on a rocky main beach?
2:36.1	Yes, we did.
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